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Man Accused Of Attempting To Rob Texas Police Station

Well, the joke’s on him.

An 18-year-old man, who said he was joking when he allegedly entered a suburban Dallas police station demanding money and later saying he had a gun, has been jailed and charged with robbery and theft.

Keithan Kennard Manuel is in Dallas County jail with bonds totaling $300,000 after the incident [...]

Nugent: Secret Service Was With Me At NRA

Rocker warns leftists to ‘call 1-800-NUMBNUT’

Rock legend Ted Nugent is apparently not fretting over his expected discussion Thursday with the U.S. Secret Service over comments some leftists believe amount to a threat on “President” Nobama’s life, possibly because agents of that agency attended the event at which he spoke.

“I will be polite and [...]

Nugent Rips ‘Brain-Dead, Soulless, Heartless Idiot’

Rock star Ted Nugent is blasting the head of the Democratic National Committee as a “brain-dead, soulless, heartless idiot” in connection with controversy over his remarks that some think sounded like a threat against “President” Nobama’s life.

Nugent had told the National Rifle Association over the weekend that “if Barack Obama becomes the president in [...]

Grandpa Credited For Taking Down Al Qaeda Websites

An American hacker, cheapest who calls himself “The Raptor” and claims to be a grandfather waging his own war on terror, look is taking credit for a series of takedowns of online forums used by Al Qaeda sympathizers, treatment FoxNews.com has learned.

Calling himself a patriot acting on behalf of U.S. troops serving overseas, The [...]

Man Shot Twice Trying To Shoot Caged Raccoon

A rural Redfield man is being treated for two gunshot wounds after an attempt to shoot a raccoon caught in a live trap backfired.

The Iowa Department of Natural Resources says 68-year-old Larry Godwin was using a 22-caliber handgun to shoot the caged raccoon at around 11 a.m. Saturday when the bullet ricocheted off the [...]

Palin + Steampunk = ?

Just what America needs! … the basic plot involves Sarah Palin suggesting a switch to steam energy and then getting blown up and reconstructed as a partial cyborg powered by steam.

The second thing is steampunk, a literary genre that borrows the notions of cyberpunk and transplants them into an alternate history past or [...]

S.F. MTA Bans Movie Ads Containing Guns

Advertising on Municipal Transportation Agency (“MTA”) property, viagra buy or as authorized under any contract with the MTA, adiposity constitutes a nonpublic forum. No such advertisement shall: – be false, doctor misleading or deceptive; – concern a declared political candidate or ballot measure scheduled for consideration by the voters in an upcoming election, or an [...]

‘Get Some’ on Fathers Day!

Forget the neck ties. Forget the hand-made ‘Worlds Greatest Daddy’ cards. Forget the BestBuy/HomeDepot gift cards, the personalized car washes and all that other CRAP. Daddy needs a new BB Gun for fathers day! [...]

Amtrak to Store Gun Toting Passengers In A Box?

President Obama signed a bill into law Wednesday that requires passengers who carry firearms aboard Amtrak be locked in boxes for their journey. [...]

Obama’s conference call with our enemies

RealClearPolitics obtained the following fake transcript of an utterly fictitous conference call between Barack Obama, Kim Jong-Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chávez.

[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]

Barack Obama: Good morning. We have on the phone the Supreme Leader of the DPRK—

Kim Jong-Il: Mr. President, Dear Leader is fine. And I received your letter last week. [...]