You think you’ve got problems? The riots in the not-so-United Kingdom is encouraging our brethren over across the pond to arm themselves. Fire (or arms using fire) is not acceptable, so there’s an upswing in bludgeoning weapons over at Amazon.co.uk! Baseball bats and batons… sales up over 6000%!
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”